Showing posts with label Dumb Azz Criminal of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumb Azz Criminal of the Day. Show all posts

Friday, July 15, 2011

Dumb Azz Criminal of the Day

Man makes police mugshot statement with 'F*** You' written on forehead

Who puts a tattoo on his forehead with the words "F*ck You" on it? This dumb azz...read on.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/869189-man-makes-police-mugshot-statement-with-f-you-written-on-forehead

Brooks was arrested for burglary, forgery and receiving stolen property and his tattoo gave a fairly clear message to the police.
Patrick Brooks fuck you forehead tattoo mugshot 
He was picked up by the Redding police department and is currently being held without bail in Shasta county jail, after it was revealed he had violated the terms of his parole for a previous conviction.
While Brooks' tattoo is probably endearing him to other inmates in prison, not everyone has been quite so lucky with their choices of body art. Last year, a mugshot was released of naive radio listener David Jonathan Winkelman, with him displaying his rather unfortunate tattoo. Winkelman and his stepbrother, Richard Goddard, had the logo for hard-rock radio station KORB tattooed on their foreheads after a presenter claimed there was a six-figure sum up for grabs for anyone who did so.
After hearing the offer, the gullible duo headed straight to a body artist, who etched the permanent reminder of their naivety on their faces.Staff at the radio station told the pair it was actually a practical joke when they arrived to collect their prize money, and their mistake was revealed after Winkelman was arrested on a misdemeanour charge and his mugshot made its way onto the web.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Dumb Azz Criminal of the Day

Driver smokes joint at police stop...
Who does that? This dumb azz.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2011/07/11/ns-driver-marijuana-police-checkpoint.html

A brazen driver shocked police by lighting up a joint at a traffic checkpoint in Yarmouth, N.S.
RCMP were conducting a routine vehicle inspection last Wednesday afternoon when the smell of marijuana caught their attention.
Officers walked over to a car with its windows rolled down. Inside was a man casually smoking a joint.
"I honestly don't know what to think," RCMP traffic services Cpl. Andy Hamilton told CBC News.
"It doesn't make any sense to a police officer or the person on the street. You know, this person is obviously a user, a consumer, but why he decided to light up within eyesight of the officers is anybody's guess."
Officers spent an hour trying to determine if the man was impaired. He passed the test, but they charged him with possession of marijuana.
"It appears that this was the one and only joint that was smoked," Hamilton said.
Fortunately for the man, stupidity is not against the law, he added.
"It's probably a good thing that it isn't. We wouldn't be able to write enough tickets."